CLAIRE MARGARET CORLETT

Hi! My name is Claire. I'm a Canadian citizen - I grew up in Vancouver, BC - and am currently living in Los Angeles, CA! I have an older brother and two incredible parents. OKAY LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE HERE AND GET TO KNOW ME ALREADY:

I ate my own shit coming out of the womb. #ShitFaced

One time I shat my pants when I was old enough not to.

My favourite TV show is Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. I dabble in the Drag King life.
I had my Disneyland AP prior to being a Californian resident.
I have spent more money on Christmas than education.

I love waving at babies. Especially when they start crying.

When I look in the mirror it does not spark joy.
I participate in the kitchen.

My favourite TV show is Parks and Recreation.

One beauty product I can't live without is my toothbrush.

I have copy-written the autobiography title, "I'm Great".

I will eat any kind of pasta that is placed in front of me.

My first concert was for "Weird Al" Yankovic.

The only gum flavour that should exist is mint.

I have played Cards Against Humanity with Al Pacino.

I have all my teeth. No further questions, please.

My favourite TV show is Friends.